We are going to keep this tasteful in the extreme, and for now there is just the one product. The apron does a good job of keeping one clean, and of course it is washable. Design is from the very popular series of short podcasts about Our Daily Bread.
The manufacturer can’t be persuaded to show me a mock-up with a male model, so, er, here’s one of me proudly showing off my panis quadratus.
Is there something else you would like to see offered? Fridge magnets? Baby bibs? Does anyone use mouse pads these days? Let me know.